The ALICE detector at the LHC has observed the creation of gold nuclei, providing a modern twist on the ancient quest of alchemy that sought to transform lead into gold. During Run 2 (2015-2018), approximately 86 billion gold nuclei were generated, equating to a mere 29 picograms of gold. The humorous contemplation around how long it would take to amass enough gold to fund projects like the Future Circular Collider (160 billion years) showcases both the impracticality and scientific wonder of this discovery. This event, though a small byproduct of high-energy collisions, is seen as a validation of historical alchemical pursuits. Moreover, the possibility of producing elements on demand hints at exciting future applications in nuclear physics.